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Old Aug 09, 2006, 11:04 PM // 23:04   #2781
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because there is no intelligent in acting!

why doesn't the sky turn white?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 11:25 PM // 23:25   #2782
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it does only when the clouds overtake it



Why is the sun bright?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 12:09 AM // 00:09   #2783
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Because if it wasn't we wouldn't pay so much to go towards the equator during the winter.

Why do we like going somewhere warm when its cold out but not somewhere cold when its warm out?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 12:54 AM // 00:54   #2784
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because we are extremley odd like that


Why are spiders scary?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 07:31 AM // 07:31   #2785
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cause they have hair on their eyes.

how does an elephant not drown by drinking through its nose?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 07:50 AM // 07:50   #2786
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because it breathes through it's eyes

it is possible to drink milk, hang upside down, and cry milk?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 08:01 AM // 08:01   #2787
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I don't see why not.

Why aren't thumbtacks designed to be put into your thumb?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 08:07 AM // 08:07   #2788
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they are. try it.

why do beavers bite ppl?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 08:25 AM // 08:25   #2789
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What part of you do they bite!?!?

Why does bacon taste so DAMN nice?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 08:35 AM // 08:35   #2790
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cause i just showered

where's my dinner?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 08:42 AM // 08:42   #2791
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lol

In the pizza shop?

What animal does meat come from?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 08:43 AM // 08:43   #2792
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elephants.

why can't beetroot produce meat?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 08:49 AM // 08:49   #2793
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because they're not real!

Why are beetroot illusionary vegetables?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 09:28 AM // 09:28   #2794
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cause they're primary mesmers.

why is beetroot so misunderstood?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 09:55 AM // 09:55   #2795
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Because it's from the same alien world as Dr. Pepper!

Who stole my eyes?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 10:03 AM // 10:03   #2796
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the guy who was blind a few minutes ago but can now see...

who stole my heart?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 10:14 AM // 10:14   #2797
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The girl who just left your house/flat/palace

Who ate my liver????
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 10:26 AM // 10:26   #2798
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your pet naga.

where do witches hang out?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 10:47 AM // 10:47   #2799
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Forres

Who am I?
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Old Aug 10, 2006, 10:54 AM // 10:54   #2800
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a beaver lover.

when will we stop looking for love in all the wrong places?
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